Wednesday, May 20, 2020

In measured anxiety

Dear sirs,

The wilderness awaits! Follow the breadcrumbs as we flee this doomed idea-space and slake our thirst with… More Cream Please. Curse our enemies--curse fear itself!

Reveal nothing of our whereabouts, for a secret is only so pure as those who keep it. Charge!

Sincerely yours, in measured anxiety,
Charles Napier (not the actor)

P.S. We move tonight!